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If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.
—Paul Newman

I just completed a little game of Poker with my local broadband Internet monopoly (who shall remain nameless). It all started when I had to cancel one of my credit cards due to some fraudulent charges I discovered (Hooray for Mint.com!). I had a number of auto-bill arrangements set up on the card with various companies, and updated my info with most of them, but, regrettably, I forgot about the cable company. When monthly bill time rolled around and their automatic charge failed, they were kind enough to inform me of the oversight, but not before slapping me with a $50 “returned payment” charge.

Why would they do such a thing to a loyal customer of several years, who had always payed his bills on time? The simple answer: because they can. They’re a monopoly, after all. If I want cable Internet service, I’ve got a Hobson’s Choice. (Sadly, FiOS is not available in my neighborhood.) So, I might as well just suck it up and pay up, right? After all, they hold all the cards.

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A hundred million dollars in New York and twenty-two fish-hooks on the border of the Arctic Circle represent the same financial supremacy.
—Mark Twain

I hosted Thanksgiving in my home for the first time this year. In a rather pleasant reversal of roles, my mother assisted me in the kitchen as I prepared the feast. She spoke admiringly of my All-Clad roaster, my Le Creuset enameled cast iron pans, and my Gunter Wilhelm knives, among other things. She seemed far less impressed when the time came to set the table, though, as I pulled out the mismatched plates and silverware I had bought at Goodwill in 1998, and glasses from Dollar Tree. What’s behind this apparent contradiction?

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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
—Errol Flynn

Building wealth and losing weight are both simple in theory. There’s really only one step to each. To lose weight, simply burn more calories than you eat. That’s it. If you do that consistently, day after day, you will lose weight. You may not lose as much as you’d like as quickly as you like, but you will lose weight. Period. Nothing can change this fact — not your metabolism, genetic profile, family history, or any other excuse or rationalization you can come up with. No one can escape the laws of physics.

Similarly, if you consistently spend less than you earn, you will get richer. Again, perhaps not as quickly as you’d like, but your net worth will grow.

Simple, right? So why do so many of us struggle with both? Why are Americans the worst savers and most overweight people in the developed world? [Click to continue...]